Fun at the fair

My uncle decided that he wanted to go the fair one day. so of course he asked to borrow $20 and off he went. about two hours later the police called for me to come pick him up down at the station. 3 Days later I decided to go get him. Turns out that he rushed the gates to avoid paying the entry fee (which was free by the way). once inside he went to the promise land aka the beer gardens to get a cold beer instead of drinking the 6 warm ones that he snuck in. Once inside he proceeded to pick a fight with the biggest guy in the place. Ultimately he lost the fight, three teeth and his pants. Just another day in the world of my Drunk Uncle.